"Lord Montgomery considers nothing but his own desires,” he said in a gravelly voice.
“I’ll tell you something else. Lord Montgomery has a very large estate…and pretty extensive grounds, too.”
Isabelle giggled, and Simon felt the bed shake under them.
“Okay, I didn’t expect you to get quite so into this.”
“Lord Montgomery always surpasses expectations."

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Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever.

One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.



And he does feel happy, though. He can be happy. He just doesn’t show it as much as the others do.
There was a whole episode about that - Piglet sees him sitting on a hilltop and thinks he’s sadder than usual, and does all he can to cheer him up. Nothing works and the next day he’s back on the hill, and Piglet apologizes because he thinks in trying to help, he just made him sad again and ”I don’t come here when I’m sad. I come up here because I’m happy.”

There’s just something about that…

I’m gonna cry

I cried

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first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show


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first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show


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'i think hes bisexual '


i didnt say he was gay you crusty fuck its called fucking bisexuality you goddamn trash hole

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80s music brings me back to good times like when i wasnt alive

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reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

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A warmth was spreading through him that had nothing to do with the sunlight; a tight obstruction in his chest seemed to be dissolving.  He knew that Ron and Hermione were more shocked than they were letting on, but the mere fact that they were still there on either side of him, speaking bracing words of comfort, not shrinking from him as though he were contaminated or dangerous, was worth more than he could ever tell them.

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What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

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Watching: Nothing really.
Reading: The Iron Trial Yu-Gi-Oh Duelist Manga seires
Listening to: Nirvana and The Smiths